October 29th MAPPETITE & REBNY Getting New York's City's Real Estate Brokers to where their clients need to be. MAPPETITE supports REBNY's 2008 Residential Deal of the Year Awards and Charity Gala in Central Park. Brokers will now be able to guide their clients through New York's neighborhoods with excellent guile and great taste. Brokers were impressed with the coverage of the guide, its user-friendly mapping of city streets and landmarks and the ease of pinpointing where to have great meals.

LOSING ITS GUSTO. As GUSTO owner expands to the culinary inconsequential CENTRO, that once tony and tasty West Village Italian has gone flat. Fritto Misto was a soggy off color throw together, the mozzarella of the tomato salad past its use date and the chicken was absolutely desert dry. GUSTO was one of my favorites - priced slightly above a local but plate-wise enough to be a destination. Now I am wondering if it had been a bit too tony and destined to be dated before its time.

MAPPETITE NEW YORK: INTO THE BROWN ZONE. The stretch of Ninth Avenue between 34th and 42nd Streets west to the river is a grungy no mans land with little to no allure aptly marked the "BROWN ZONE" on transit bus maps. No landmarks. No sweet prewar apartments. No up market retail. This "hot" new neighborhood has far to go. If you're hungry there's not much to work with. Mitchel London Pizza (456 9th Avenue) is a safety palate play with tasty thin crusted, bottom charred pies.

MAPPETITE LONDON: DAT HUMMINGBIRD SURE DON'T SING. Hummingbirds, native only to the Americas and so named for the noise ensuing from their rapid wing motion, is the misplaced nom de guerre for a nostalgia bakes business here in the U.K. Sure the cupcakes look pretty in their colorful sprinkled kindergarten art class style but, HUMMING BIRD BAKERY takes you for a birdbath in the worst possible way. Each time we went back we got chalk dry flavorless mounds with greasy icing. Decoration does not a cupcake make. Can the British, who have some great bakes, seriously keep this alive? Save the pound fifty (3 bucks U.S.) and get yourself Betty Crocker.

MAPPETITE NEW YORK: An emotionally unavailable hamburger? A burger that tries really hard but beef that just can't come to bat? Like trying to make the wrong relationship right, we've been back to BLT BURGER again and again looking for something to love. Each time we've left saddened and disappointed. Slow service, over-seasoned patties, chicken wings too spicy to fly, soggy fries, a tuna fillet overcome by its bun and lamb, tasty but sandwiched between wet bread. We had to let go.